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Tired Of Pretending Raccoon T-Shirt
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Tired Of Pretending Raccoon T-Shirt

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Color: Charcoal
$29.99
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100% Cotton Shirt

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton
Softer and stronger than basic cotton, because you deserve nice things. Pre-shrunk too, so it fits the same on laundry day #47 as it did on day one, which is more than you can say for your race-day pace.

Breathable & Lightweight
At 4.5 oz, it’s light enough to wear from the morning shakeout to the post-run brunch without overheating. Easy miles, easy fabric.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit
A relaxed silhouette that fits most body types. Order your normal size. No overthinking required, unlike your taper week.

Built to Last

Built to Last
Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Because you’ve got enough things falling apart by mile 20. Your shirt isn’t one of them.

Seamless Collar
Quarter-turned, so there’s no awkward center crease and it keeps its shape over time. One less thing to complain about on the long run.

Tear-Away Label
No scratchy tags. No residue. No chafing from the one place you didn’t expect it. Just comfort.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee
Love your tee or get your money back. No awkward conversations, no guilt trips, no mile-20 regrets.

Printed in the USA
All US orders are printed and shipped right here on American soil. Your finish-line selfie, domestically sourced.

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Built for the early-morning grinders, the “just three more miles” liars, and the runners who feel every single hill. Wear it to the race, wear it to brunch, wear it while telling everyone your knee is “fine.” No judgment. Just really good cotton.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Proudly US-based, and yes, we actually print our shirts here in the USA. Florida and Texas, to be specific. Our pace may be questionable, but our supply chain is in great shape.

International runners, we’ve got you. We’ve partnered with printers around the world, so your tee shows up before you’ve had time to refresh the tracking page 47 times.

Do you ship internationally?

Good news: we ship worldwide. Runners exist on every continent, and so does chafing. Neither is up for debate.

Shipping rates vary by location, because geography is real and we can’t outrun it. Check our shipping policy for the details specific to your corner of the world.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes, we know you’ll check the tracking page like you check your watch at mile 3. So we made it easy. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email with everything you need to follow your package all the way to your door. You’re welcome.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are soft, comfy, and built to survive whatever your training plan throws at you. Whether that’s a 20-miler or a “recovery day” on the couch, we don’t judge.

Exact materials vary by item (we know, more fine print), but you’ll find all the details on each product page. We promise it’s worth the click